If I Tell You Embroidered Patch by Mil-Spec Monkey is the perfect accessory for those who love a good sense of humour and a touch of mischief. This patch features the iconic phrase "If I tell you, I have to kill you" embroidered in bold lettering, adding a playful and edgy element to any gear or apparel.
Available in a range of colours including ACU Dark, Arid, Dark Ops, and Swat, this patch allows you to match it seamlessly with your existing gear. Add a touch of mischief and personality to your collection with the If I Tell You Embroidered Patch by Mil-Spec Monkey.
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